*Features: dorky to sexy woman transformations; several different outfit/costume changes (including Hooters waitress, cheerleader, geisha, pirate; sexy demon); powerful woman theme*

At your insistence, I made some time to check out the strange new grocery store in our neighborhood. What a weird place! It's fully carpeted, there are strobe lights, a disco ball, and all of the employees wear costumes and almost seem to believe they really ARE the characters they are dressed as! But, wow, the prices are amazing. Buy one, get 12 free!? I guess that's why the place is so busy, despite all of its quirky weirdness. So I bought a few things, including the Meal Pills that you were so adamant that I come home with. My female roommate is completely sold on these pills and though she hasn't tried them out for herself yet, she believes them to be the technology of the future! I know they are just some silly As-Seen-On-TV product though. I mean, there's no way that one of these pills could replace an actual meal and truly bring me satisfaction as well. You are being very pushy though, demanding that I try a pill this instant. So, whatever, I'll humor you and pop one of these weird pills into my mouth. Let's start with the "Chicken Wing" flavored pill. I'm shocked when my dorky clothing and straight body are replaced with curves and a skimpy Hooters waitress outfit! I'm suddenly so thirtsy too! My throat is so dry now and I need a drink. I hurridly search through the pills for the Energy Drink pill and immediately feel much better as it quenches my thirst. But the pill also changes me into a young, energetic cheerleader! My fear and nervousness changes to excitement and a sense of power. With these pills, I could be anything...anyone! Watch to see who I become as I try several other pills! My roommate better be careful though because the age-old saying of "you are what you eat" just might ring true today!