*Features: height and strength humiliation and domination over you; name-calling; tight, metallic dress and tall heels; cleavage/boob close-ups; full nudity*

You are short. Shrimpy. A small-fry. Vertically challenged. Shortie Mc Short Shorts. Are you getting the idea here? I answered my front door tonight expecting to find a tall, dark, and handsome man on my porch, ready to take me out dancing tonight! But when I opened the door, there was no one there. Until I looked down...and saw you. How tall are you anyway? Well, I can tell you this. My big tits rest perfectly on top of your head. Ugh. This is what I get for going on a blind date! Actually, don't even tell me your height. Short is short. Your measurements don't even matter at this point. None of your...measurements...matter. I mean, how would you and I even have sex? If I climb on top of you, I would probably hurt you! I'd probably knock you out with my tits! But, hey! At least my girlfriends and I made the most out of a really awful situation. We used you as our entertainment at the nightclub! Watch and listen as I recount our date to you and remind you of all of the embarrassing and humiliating things you experienced tonight with my girlfriends and I. The sad thing is...I think you kind of liked having tall, leggy women laugh at you all night!