Well, I think I've just gone and gotten myself fired. The boss says that taking a nap while working the assembly line just isn't acceptable. I don't understand though! I can't do a good job if I'm tired! Oh well. I'll find another job. I'm a fine lookin' lady after all, with my bleached out, tangled up mess of a hair-do, my thrift store bargain clothes, and my hillbilly accent and attitude! Who wouldn't want me workin' for them!? Something came for me in the mail though. An inheritance of some sort.... Aunt Bertha's ring?? I didn't even know I had an Aunt Bertha. It looks expensive! Maybe I can pawn it. But I'll try it on first. Suddenly, I feel a bit strange. My head aches! Wait! My voice has changed and suddenly I'm pronouncing words correctly and spouting math equations and reading poetry! I think this ring has raised my IQ! Energy seems to be pouring out of the ring and I can feel it going through my body. The lights in my room begin to flash, turning on and off chaotically. I did that with my mind! All I had to do was focus on what I was thinking of, and I made it happen! I wonder what else I could do!? What else could I change!? I can't have this level of intelligence though and continue to look like this frumpy mess. I focus on my cheap, tacky jewelry and it changes into pretty, more ladylike jewelry. I change my dirty sneakers into classy heels. Next, my blonde, messy hair becomes long, lustrous brunette locks! Makeup appears, making my lips kissable and my eyes beautiful. I'm getting such a kick out of my powers that I decide to change the rest of my body too! My legs grow long, my tits become big and perky, my ass is curvy and spankable. I change from a long dress, to lingerie, to a sexy mini dress! Now my irresistible body matches my irresistible brain! All that is left for me to do is to focus on and bring to life the perfect man to add to my list of perfect traits!