*Features: male/gender humiliation; height humiliation; sissy talk/baby-ing; descriptive comparisons of your height to mine; laughing and teasing; big boob bouncing and squeezing; skimpy dress*

Hold on. Don't go rushing out the door just yet. You want to be paid tonight for your ...services...right? Well, first, my girlfriends and I need to have a little talk with you. I was in charge of arranging this entire bachelorette party. My best girl friend is getting married soon! I planned all of the evenings activities; reserved the club, ordered the drinks and food, and scheduled the....entertainment. And I can tell you right now that the entertainment tonight did not at all live up to my girlfriends' TALL expectations. You are SHORT in the "satisfaction guaranteed" department. Like, literally, short. Tiny. Shrimpy. Who in the hell has ever heard of a short male stripper!? That is not a detail that is a part of any woman's fantasy. You are weak, scrawny, and timid. When you first appeared in our VIP lounge, ready to give us a dance, my girlfriends and I thought you were the waiter! I will never forget when a tiny squeak of a voice escaped from your lips, saying "I am your dancer for the night." All of our jaws just dropped before the room exploded in laughter. What the fuck!? Where is the macho, buff, tan, chiseled, and confident dancer that I was expecting? Where is Magic Mike!? What the hell is this pale, twerpy, freckled loser doing here!? My girlfriends and I had to make the most of the disaster that you brought before us. Since the top of your head reaches only my tits, your head was perfect as a table top. We placed our drinks on your head and had you follow us around with them perfectly poised on top of your shortness. We also had a great time surrounding you on the dance floor, bouncing our big boobs right in your face! Tossing you from cleavage to cleavage. You were smothered in four sets of tits, begging for air, as we all looked down at you, laughing! But I've realized something about you. You seem to love getting torn down by tall, hot women! Why would you keep doing this job if you didn't love the humiliation? I'm sure every time you start to dance for a woman, you are laughed at and picked on. And I bet you get a boner every time that you are humiliated, just like the one you have now! Though...I can barely see your bulge through your tighty-whities. Do you even have a cock? You've probably just got what amounts to a big clit. What a disappointment you are. And I was so horny tonight. I really wanted to fuck a hot male stripper tonight. But none of those words apply to you! What am I going to do with a short, tit-height, feminine man? Hmm...I think I'll make you suck on my nipple while my girlfriends and I laugh at you and talk about all of the fun we had at your expense tonight. Stand on tip-toe and start sucking, you sissy. Rub your little man-clit and make yourself squirt right in your panties, just like a good girl. This is the only kind of sexual fun you'll have ever with tall, sexy, perfect women like us! Get out of here. We don't hang out with whimpy, little girls.