Features: Fitness instructor, Home Shopping Network role play; Two camera angles; POV, Picture-in-picture; Shiny, faux leather biker shorts and a sports bra; Posing in different workout moves such as squats, lunges, bicep curls; Full nudity and close-ups; Boob bouncing and ass shaking; Dirty talking and moaning; Fucking myself with my Love Glider!

Okay, viewers! If you've already been suckered in by me in the past then grab your workout gear that you paid way too much for and let's get physical! If you are new to my home shopping channel, be prepared to blow your wallet and your load! My goal with today's broadcast is to sell 200,000 units of my newest invention, the Cooldown Machine. It's designed to help you recover from a hard workout by encouraging you to slow your heart down gradually. But I've found there might be a flaw with my invention because it seems that every time I climb on top of my machine, it gives me more of a warmup than a cooldown! (Sorry, no refunds.) I want you to hold your credit card in one hand, your phone in the other, and let your cock free from your pants while we thrust and grind through this 30 minute workout. Buy, buy, buy! I want to see my sales numbers racking up on your TV screen until they are as big as my rack. Purchase one for your wife, your girlfriend, your side-chick, your stepmom, your granny. Whatever! Workout out with me hard and fast NOW because the TV network and the cops are going to cancel my naked workout show any minute!