Our heroine is so excited to have gotten mail today detailing her upcoming school reunion; no one in her class was more die-hard about school than she was back in the day. Things haven't quite lived up to expectations since then, however.  She spends ALL her time at home, working as a telemarketer, ordering all of her meals out, doing all of her shopping online.   Someone as VERY short and VERY unflattering as her tends not to venture out much; having had nicknames in school such as "Speed Bump" and "Dork-zilla" probably didn't help much either. Maybe going to this event isn't such a great idea for her. But curiosity swells within her--she just HAS to go to this Reunion, but how can she possibly pull it off without it being a complete and total disaster?  And then, the idea occurs--she had actually made an online order for a Magic Wishing Ring months ago! As she places it on her finger, she's not expecting much to become of this "magic" ring; it was probably all a big hoax anyway, but what did she have to lose?  But to be safe, start with something small, something safe--how about fixing her terribly horrible eyesight?  "I want PERFECT vision," she musters up.  But her vision gets worse... until she realizes to remove those thick glasses, and then she can see everything to the finest detail.  But what if this was just a one-wish ring--could its powers be all used up already?  No way to know without trying again... "I want the PERFECT face!"  And slowly but surely, things begin to change.  First, her dreary skin becomes porcelain clear and smooth.  Then, her eyes are adorned with the sexiest of lashes, brows, and liners.  Which is followed by her lips turning the hottest of fire-engine reds.  And that bird's nest of hair becomes silky and shiny... and then it becomes longer... and then it becomes even LONGER yet.  Wow--she had seen faces like this in magazines, but never in real life! What's next?  "I want the PERFECT chest!!"  And as if she were hooked up to a hose, her breasts begin to swell and Swell and SWELL. The excitement continues to mount, "I want the PERFECT waist... and hips... and butt!!!"  And as if like a symphony, they contract and expand in harmony, and the Perfect hourglass look is achieved. Maybe just maybe, the only thing stopping her is the limits of her own imagination?!  Let's continue to put this ring to the test, "I want the PERFECT legs!!!!"  And not only do her legs become toned and curvaceous, but upon standing she quickly becomes delighted by the fact that they are now long enough to give her a "normal" height.  But she wants more; after having to put up with "Speed Bump" throughout school, she wants to be the one looking down on everyone else!  "I want to be six feet--no, make that seven feet tall!"  And she stretches and telescopes more and more; what makes it even more delicious is that not only has she gotten taller but oh-so curvier too.  Now that she has become the Total Package, it's now time for some gift wrapping.  "I want the PERFECT outfit!" She is now the epitome of sexy perfection! She now realizes that she will be the envy of all the other girls in her class, and probably every girl who's ever attended that school in its entire history.  In one night, they will all become as obsessed with her beauty as she had been of them way back when.  Now, how to get back at the boys?  "I've got it--with this ring, I can take turns with each of the boys one-by-one, instantly becoming their ideal dream girl, teasing them to the point of ecstasy, only to deny them what they TRULY want--but by then they will all have become my love-slaves, even though they know that they'll NEVER taste the sweetness of this Perfect Body!"  But what defines the ideal dream girl? Watch her change from skimpy black lingerie to a cheerleader costume, to a sexy race car costume, and finally, to Wonder Woman!  She is totally pleased, totally excited, and totally full of herself. This reunion can't come soon enough!